For those who don’t know, this will be even more odd, but I fucked I cactus ???? I did it safely though, so don’t worry. It didn’t hurt me in any wayit was shaved, trimmed, and wrapped at the base where it went in! But anyway, I’ll be releasing the other content to this wild shoot in the next couple days. Thanks to the people who have been joining me on this crazy cactus lore! ????????????
???? ***The cactus saga is continuing,*** ????
except this time, Porld (the cactus I fucked) didn’t like our time together, so he sent his assassin cousin to **kill** me ???? thankfully, I ass-ass-inated his cousin instead. *Whew…* that truly—was a close one ????
Do you think Porld will try to send someone else to kill me? ???? …or will he do it himself next time? ????
*Here’s the picture slide option for those who will prefer it over the video*
Say hello to my little friend ????????????
he’s spiky ????
But this is a Live Photo from the night him and I made love ????
*if you know, you know*
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